Cupcake Governess

This whole mom job has it’s moments.  Miss E had her 4 month well visit yesterday and I went prepared with my list of questions.

Because I’ve never arrived on time to anything in my life, I was 15 minutes late.  Guess what, they have a 15 minute grace period.  So once I got there they had to go check wit the doctor to see if she would still see me… oops.

So the nurse weighs and measures Miss E and leaves us to wait for the doctor. So we waited… and waited and waited. Can someone explain to me why I get treated like a dead beat when I’m 15 minuted late and the doctor makes me wait twice that!  Whatever.

So the doctor came in and while  looking over Miss E she asked me if she had rolled over yet.  Well… you see… did I mention she’s my first born?  She doesn’t really like to lay down… and since she sleeps with me *wince* no… she hasn’t rolled over yet. No sooner had I gotten the confession out of my mouth that my little brat rolled over, right there on the table, in front of the doctor. Seriously kid, couldn’t you have done that before I confessed  to being a sucker?

Then she asked how much is she eating and how often? Crap! She eats however much she wants whenever she wants to eat. *wince* That answered passes, Thank God!

Can someone explain to me how these crazy women on the Maury Show or Jerry Springer Show don’t know their “man” is cheating on them or don’t realize they are sneaking out at night to dress in drag but can raise a whole litter of kids?

This mom thing isn’t as easy as it looks!

We also found out yesterday we could start baby food.  First on the menu: sweet potatoes.  Success.  Day 2…