Ain’t Life Grand.
The Housepkant and I started dating in July of last year and less than 6 month later we were married and less than 3 weeks after that I was pregnant.
I now realize how quickly one becomes the “old and married” type.
Last night, while in the shower, The Housepkant had an epiphany. See…I am recently unemployed and we will have to go a month-ish with only having Insurance on Miss E. That is all well and good..but to insure I don’t get pregnant in that time…he has decided we can’t have sex until his insurance takes affect. My husband, who always thinks it is the right time and place for sex takes a hit to the libido from the prospect of being pregnant and uninsured. Old and married…
Instead of emails with spontaneous tattoo plans or witty quips, we now exchange emails filled with teething toys, walkers and diaper contents. Old and married…
With an infant in the house, we decided to stay in this year for New Year’s Eve. We invited a few friends over. We received all declines and 2 maybe’s Proof…that we have become old and married.
Ain’t life grand.
December 29th, 2009 at 9:52 am
I’m not saying we *can’t* still “hook up”. We just have to use party hats. Maybe even rubbers, but I feel like pregnancy is a vastly reduced possibility if I’m wearing a party hat.